Puerto Gaviota · The Port Office · Eight Bells
You are Greg, ship's cook aboard the Rusty Cutlass. One eager clerk, one ancient file, one stamp — and officially, irreversibly, you are the most wanted pirate on six seas.
Bureaucracy cannot be argued with.
“You are Greg. Ship's cook. You make a chowder that has been described, fondly, as 'mostly hot.' You are about to become the most wanted pirate on six seas, and it will not be your fault.” — The opening page
Read, choose, and live with what follows.
The story unfolds one page at a time, told by a narrator who is dry, quick, and slightly exasperated with you. Read at your own pace — the queue at the Port Office isn't going anywhere.
Correct the clerk, bribe him, or say nothing — it's just paperwork. Every decision branches the voyage — there is no undo, and the crew is always watching.
Sixteen endings wait at the end of your choices — paid in full, politely eaten, marooned with a parrot. Replay to find the paths you didn't dare take the first time.
A hand-authored branching comedy, built for the way you want to play it.
Your decisions reshape the voyage and decide who gets paid, who gets marooned, and who you become. No two routes to the treasure are the same.
Talking figureheads, sea-gods with pension problems, a kraken holding an invoice — and everyone treats it all as perfectly ordinary paperwork.
Four where things work out, twelve where they gloriously don't. From getting paid in full to being politely eaten, each ending is earned by the choices that reach it.
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The stamp has already come down. The crew is waiting.